Received this message from a concerned reader:
"What am i suppose to do if i left to go home and marry the love of my life on leave. and when i get home a day before the wedding i get told by her and my best friend from childhood that is my best man, are in a relationship and she is breaking it off with me. what am i suppose to do right now??? i have no idea why she did this and what i should do."
Here's my suggestion:
Congratulations, you just saved a ton of money, and didnt even have to switch your car insurance. Consider yourself lucky to have friends like this guy. He just saved you from a miserable life. Sure, things would of been nice for a couple of weeks, but eventually the truth would surface that she is a dirty tramp. If I were you I would buy him a case of Budlight, and dont worry, his wont be broken... Schmuck...
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I'm in agreement with Ian on this one. Just think about that honeymoon when the guilt sets in and she breaks down and confesses on a moonlit cruise...that's rock bottom. What's for dinner on the cruise? "Oh I know, she'll have the title to my car and, I think I'll have the divorce papers...served as rare as possible, they always taste better cold." Ya dig? So just put on some Phil, because he's always there for you, and move on.
ReplyDelete-Tony