We have officially recieved our first question. Obviously someone out there is in serious need of some advice. Here is the full message recieved from our reader in distress:
"What do you think the world would be like if Bacon didn't exist?"
Our response:
GROW UP!
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Really?...What kind of answer is that?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, I'm sorry that you feel we didnt answer the question properly. The reasoning for this was that at the time I didnt want to fathom the idea of no bacon in the world. My guess as to what the world would be like with no bacon? Ever seen the movie "Waterworld"? Thats it...
ReplyDeleteIts their fault for being so damned delicious. A world without Bacon is a world without joy.
ReplyDeleteHank, while I do agree that these little creatures are delicious, and I enjoy devouring them on a regualr basis, Anon seems to be one of the peace symbol flashing, headband wearing hippies, would think the world can live on processed soy beans, and lettuce for the rest of their lives. We should take his/her sensitive little feelings into consideration, and not make them feel like the worthless tree hugger they are. ;)
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