SPAM

Just recieved this email from a person in need of our service:

Hi,
Nice writing to you, a few minutes ago I read your post on cragislist and it attracted me, right now I have some work need you if you have time,
about the detail please view (LINK REMOVED) which I post with descriptions.

And feel free to shoot me an email if you have any questions ;)

Best Regards,

Juanita Holland

Our Response:

Juanita,

I am extatically awaiting another email from you so that you can inform me of your rich uncle, who sadly has recently passed away. I know that you need someone to transfer the money to so that the bank of Kenya doesnt take it from you. Please save yourself some time and write me a check. You can make it payable to:

Jaywood Jablome

543 Gophuck Yersellph St.

Cleveland OH, 44101

Now that you have written the check, you can take it and shove it straight up your spamming, virus passing ass. We are trying to offer a service here to people who seriously need it like the Gentleman concerned about his decietful beer packaging job A.B. did. Whilist I am busy responding to this horse shit, someone in dire need of our expertise may very well be missing their oportunity. I hope you feel horrible for this. And your english is horrible.

P.S. Thanks for the email, hope this helps!